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Starcraft: You like cooking, but not baking.
Civilization: You get excited by the bulk bins at Whole Foods.
World of Warcraft: You’re baffled that this hasn’t fully replaced golf.
Age of Empires: You’ve read Guns, Germs and Steel.
Zelda: You go in for hugs instead of handshakes.
Pokemon: Your boyfriend says you make him feel old.
